I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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