My brain says no but my pants say off.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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