so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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