On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We need to get me chipped asap
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
