We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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