I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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