I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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