wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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