it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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