so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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