i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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