she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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