in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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