I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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