Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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