Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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