Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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