Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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