Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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