He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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