Buhtt sex?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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