I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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