His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
she was so not down for the gang bang
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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