fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
