How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm always down for nudity.
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