awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize