I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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