Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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