when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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