I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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