If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
FUCK WHALES
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