I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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