Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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