I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Let's get the cat blown out
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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