Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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