In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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