On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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