Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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