did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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