i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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