Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
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