I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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