Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.