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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall

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  ...welcome to nebraska

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• (956): View more from Texas

  im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I booty called her while she was in labor.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I need moral support for this bender

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy

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• (214): View more from Texas

  nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.

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• (209): View more from California

  Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.

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• (716): View more from New York

  "There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."

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