Having a random hookup so left but love u
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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