My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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