Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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