Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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