just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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