just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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