Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
