i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
