I think I died a long time ago.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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