Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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