Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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